(1) Dragonpearl: Burial Chamber: This chamber is pretty extravagant compared to all of the others. The inverted murals depict four women doing various womanly duties and caring for children. On the ceiling are four sarcophagai, each inlaid with gold and painted to show a woman on the lid. Set in various piles around each coffin are various mundane items, all inlaid with gold and fit for queens. There are archways in both the northern wall and western wall.
(1) Dragonpearl: ((theres yer descript))
** (8) Lin Chien looks around disdainfully. "Oah, only gold. No cat food for my adorable little pussy wussy..." **
(7) Uester: "I wonder if all mummies are automatically undead," Uester says, then curses himself for sounding like Selini.
(8) Lin Chien: ((Oops))
** (5) Gwalchmai plays with his new amulet "Well shall we go north?" **
(7) Uester: ((LOLOL))
(1) Dragonpearl: ((hey now. LOL))
** (8) Selini looks around disdainfully. "Just gold? No cat food for my adorable little pussy wussy..." She hugs her cat and begins to get nauseating **
** (8) Lin Chien strokes the tips of his electrified mustache, shrugs, and carries on, scimitar firmly in hand **
(7) Uester: "We need a way of dealing with the contents of these tombs. We cannot leave this threat unchallenged."
** (8) Lin Chien stays behind Selini as usual, keeping his eye on everywhere except her bottom **
(8) Selini: "Indeed! Naughty mummies. They're so terribly unhospitable."
whispering to 5 staff of thunder and lightning, standard as per dmg. with the charges listed on the board.
(5) Gwalchmai: "Why don't we just nail the coffins shut, so they can't get out"
(7) Uester: ((I'm spotting a pattern))
(8) Selini: "Wouldn't they suffocate?"
(5) Gwalchmai (whispering): ( sorry my DMG is 2e, no staff of thunder & lightning :( )
(7) Uester: "What if they're holding items of great power? No, we must destroy them somehow, lest other be undone by them."
** (8) Lin Chien wisely keeps his opinion to himself and eyes the surroundings carefully, preparing for any sudden movement **
(7) Uester: ((Does weaponblack burn DP?))
(8) Selini: "I've got no more fire magic, boys... you're on your own now!"
(1) Dragonpearl: ((burn how?))
(8) Lin Chien: ((It's flammable :) ))
(5) Gwalchmai: "Uester, if they have some magic power you want to destroy them right ?"
(7) Uester: ((That's what I mean, flammable))
whispering to 5 yer not looking hard enough pg 155
(7) Uester: "I wish to destroy them, regardless. Their existance is an offense to all right-thinking people. The undead must be returned to death"
(1) Dragonpearl: ((I assume like a flask of oil?))
(8) Selini: "Um, is it wise to start a fire in here? I mean, we don't seem to have any means of obtaining fresh air."
(8) Lin Chien: ((No, it's like black boot polish))
(5) Gwalchmai (whispering): ( sorry i meant 1e, the staff not in there)
(8) Selini: "Really? Then what do the left-thinking people feel about them?"
** (5) Gwalchmai puts down his new staff and mutters words of magic and gestures. **
(1) Dragonpearl: ((yes it is flammable))
(7) Uester: "You didn't say that when you were setting fires earlier"
(5) Gwalchmai (whispering): ( cast det magic)
** (8) Lin Chien patiently stands by **
(7) Uester: ((So, if we hold the mummies down, grease them and then set fire to them they shoudln't be much of a problem.))
whispering to 5 it is.
(8) Lin Chien: "If Hsiao-tao may make a suggestion... perhaps Gwalchmai is right. Seal other coffins first, then open one at a time."
(7) Uester: ((I feel really stupid now))
(1) Dragonpearl: ((yeah if they dont try to beat you to death while you are greasing thme))
(7) Uester: "Do we have anything to seal their tombs with?"
(5) Gwalchmai (whispering): ( want me to send you my copy for you to try and find it :P )
whispering to 5 its not in the 1st ed dmg, but it is in unearthed arcana, got that?
** (8) Lin Chien looks on, silently eloquent **
(7) Uester: ((Well, we can't fight four, shall we just go north then?))
(5) Gwalchmai (whispering): ( i've not got that, but i can try and find a copy )
whispering to 5 i'll send you stats
(1) Dragonpearl: ((gwals idea was a good one))
(8) Lin Chien: ((Good idea :) ))
(5) Gwalchmai (whispering): ( did anything show up with the det magic spell ?)
(8) Lin Chien: "Rope, perhaps?"
whispering to 5 in the room? stuff inside the sarcofogai did and a few things laying about on the ceiling
(8) Lin Chien: "Maybe some wine?"
(5) Gwalchmai (whispering): ( all the sarcofogia?, and which things on the roof)
(8) Selini: "You're not going to burn my kitty..."
(7) Uester: "If this reverse gravity magic holds consitently, all we need is to weigh down the tops," usester says, finding something heavy to try and put on the ceiling.
whispering to 5 all of them and a few of the baskets
(5) Gwalchmai: "How about we put some spikes in the floor, open the coffins, and they fall on the spikes?"
(8) Lin Chien: ((DP, what are those circles?))
** (8) Lin Chien grins slyly **
(8) Lin Chien: "Or perhaps idea can be improved."
(8) Lin Chien: "Maybe fire made from black sticky thing, and from torches and wood..."
(5) Gwalchmai (whispering): ( anything very strongly magical?)
(8) Lin Chien: "Beneath coffin?"
(8) Lin Chien: "Ah, and maybe one climbs to the top and opens coffin?"
(1) Dragonpearl: (they are my higly prised artists redition of baskets, bags, barrels etc.))
** (5) Gwalchmai looks at the coffins wondering how they open **
(8) Selini: "I have a spell to enable someone to jump great heights..." She mumbles
whispering to 5 yes, check your email
** (8) Lin Chien moves to one of the uside down barrels and smashes one open with the reach of his great scimitar **
** (7) Uester starts piling flamable objects under a coffin. **
(1) Dragonpearl: The dust inside the barrle falls out on Lin.
(8) Lin Chien: ((I'm trying to get scrap wood))
(5) Gwalchmai: "I checked the room for magic, all the coffins are magical, and some of the baskets but something in here radiates stronger magic"
(8) Lin Chien: "Ah, and fire burns upwards, is that not true?" He narrows his eyes craftily
(1) Dragonpearl: ((its working))
** (8) Lin Chien nods sagely **
(7) Uester: "The baskets are magical? As are the coffins? You see, I told you magic was here.... or if I didn't then I certainly meant to."
(8) Lin Chien: "Which baskets?"
(7) Uester: ((Right well, if worst comes to worst, we can probably out run mummies))
** (5) Gwalchmai points to everything that radiated magic **
** (8) Lin Chien grins again as another idea comes to him **
** (7) Uester lights a torch and places it on the ground next to him. **
(8) Lin Chien: "Or perhaps we make stairs ready to burn, no?"
(1) Dragonpearl: ((the stairs are stone))
(8) Lin Chien: "If we are chased, we escape through stairs and torch stairs behind us?"
(5) Gwalchmai: "Arn't the stairs on the ceiling ?"
** (5) Gwalchmai looks around confused **
(8) Lin Chien: ((Well the idea applies to the passageways, etc))
** (7) Uester gets out his vials of holy water and jars of weaponblack and places them nearby. **
(8) Lin Chien: ((Stack kindling in there, and we run through them. Any mummies chase, we torch the kindling))
(5) Gwalchmai: ( pouring oil on the ramps, so that can't climb up them , hows that)
** (8) Selini looks dizzy as she turns her head this way and that **
(1) Dragonpearl: ((do you ahve oil?))
(8) Lin Chien: ((That works as long as we do it AFTER we get scross :) ))
(7) Uester: "Sod it," Uester declares. "Death or glory!" And he uses his axe to knock off the top tof the coffin nearest to him.
(5) Gwalchmai: ((no ))
** (5) Gwalchmai stays by the exit in case he needs to make a fast getaway **
(1) Dragonpearl: The lid of the coffin falls and a dessicated corpse is seen inside. It sits up and looks at Uester. It yells in a quiet whisper and drops to the floor ready to attack him.
(1) Dragonpearl: Round 1 actions
(8) Lin Chien: "Well done." His tone betrays no hint of sarcarsm
(1) Dragonpearl: ((this is the bottom right coffin))
(7) Uester: attack with my axe
** (8) Selini shrieks and clutches at her dagger **
(7) Uester: Initiative: [1d10+7] -> [6,7] = (13)
(1) Dragonpearl: (anyone else?)
(8) Lin Chien: [1d10+3-2] -> [5,3,-2] = (6)
(5) Gwalchmai: init [1d10+2] -> [5,2] = (7)
(1) Wife 1: Init [1d10+3] -> [6,3] = (9)
(1) Wife 1: Left Fist Attack [17-1d20] -> [17,-6] = (11) Dam [1d4] -> [2] = (2)
(1) Wife 1: Right Fist Attack [17-1d20] -> [17,-1] = (16) Dam [1d4] -> [1] = (1)
(1) Dragonpearl: (and selini?)
(8) Lin Chien: [1d10+1] -> [10,1] = (11)
(8) Lin Chien: ((Lihgting a torch))
(1) Dragonpearl: (go lin)
** (8) Lin Chien shrugs resignedly and leaps into the fray, slicing out the magical scimitar in an oblique angle as he tries to adjust to the weapon's lighter weight **
(8) Lin Chien: ((For the record, I hit the wife from behind))
(8) Lin Chien: Scimitar +2 at foe #
(8) Lin Chien: Att:[17-1d20] -> [17,-20] = (-3) Dam:[1d8+3] -> [6,3] = (9)
(7) Uester: ((wifebeater!))
(1) Dragonpearl: The corpse cries out in a whisper of pain as lin's scimitar slices it across its back. Gwal
** (5) Gwalchmai moves to attack the wife from behind and swings the magical staff [13-1d20] -> [13,-15] = (-2) for [1d8] -> [4] = (4) damage **
(1) Dragonpearl: The wifey punches at Uester missing both times and her left fist swinging so wildy that she ends up spiining around.
(1) Dragonpearl: Selini
** (8) Selini frantically fumbles with her flint and steel, trying to get the torch lit. "Light, damn you! Light!" **
(8) Selini: "Pretty please?"
(1) Dragonpearl: (dex)
Game disconnected!
) Lin Chien (enter)
Moving to room 'WOI'...
(2) Dragonpearl (enter)
(3) Gwalchmai (enter)
(1) Lin Chien (enter)
(1) Lin Chien: ((Phew))
(4) Uester (enter)
** (4) Uester takes a swing at the back of the scorpse as it spins around. **
(4) Uester: Attacks: Battle Axe: Hit: [16-1d20] -> [16,-14] = (2) Damage: [1d8+4] -> [7,4] = (11)
** Dragonpearl cureses loudly and long at her isp, her medical insurance..... **
(2) Dragonpearl: ((gimme a minute to get re ready again))
(4) Uester: ((Hang on, I just hit there. We must have stumbled through into some weird parallel universe))
(2) Dragonpearl: Last I saw was selini lighting a torch. roll dex
(1) Selini: [13-1d20] -> [13,-14] = (-1)
(2) Dragonpearl: ((shhe cant likght it this round))
(2) Dragonpearl: Uester swings at the lady and kills her
(4) Uester: "And let that be a lesson to you."
** (4) Uester proceeds to the next coffin (nearest one) and kocks the top off that one too. **
** (1) Lin Chien smirks at the irony of the statement **
** (3) Gwalchmai prods the wife with his staff to check if its properly dead permanently **
** (1) Selini looks annoyed. "Can you at least let me light this stupid torch first?" **
(2) Dragonpearl: Another dessicated corpse is seen, it screams a quiet scream and moves to attack.
(1) Selini: "Or are you in a terrible hurry to meet Tempus for tea?"
(2) Dragonpearl: (bottom left coffin)
** (4) Uester points to his already lit torch on the ground. "Use that one." **
(5) No Name (enter)
(2) Dragonpearl: Round 3
(4) Uester: Initiative: [1d10+7] -> [9,7] = (16)
(3) Gwalchmai: init [1d10+2] -> [9,2] = (11)
(1) Lin Chien: ((Um, would it continue burning on the ground, against a stone floor?))
(1) Lin Chien: [1d10+3-2] -> [6,3,-2] = (7)
(2) Dragonpearl: ((yes, it has its own wood as a fuel sorce))
(2) Dragonpearl: (selini?)
(1) Selini: [1d10+1] -> [9,1] = (10)
(2) Wife 2: Init [1d10+3] -> [2,3] = (5)
(2) Wife 2: Left Fist Attack [17-1d20] -> [17,-9] = (8) Dam [1d4] -> [1] = (1)
(2) Wife 2: Right Fist Attack [17-1d20] -> [17,-20] = (-3) Dam [1d4] -> [1] = (1)
(4) Uester: ((she's got a mean right))
(1) Selini: "Yes! Teach that barbarian a lesson! Oh wait... I'm on his side..."
(2) Dragonpearl: The second corpse goes after the man who violated her coffing and swings. her left fist clipping his jaw for one (uester take 1 dam)
(2) Dragonpearl: ((her right, sorry))
(2) Dragonpearl: Lin
** (1) Lin Chien draws back and leaps to the mummy's back again, plunging the magical steel forward, already rather tired of this mindless carnage, and wanting only to end it quickly **
(1) Lin Chien: Scimitar +2 at foe #
(1) Lin Chien: Att:[17-1d20] -> [17,-11] = (6) Dam:[1d8+3] -> [4,3] = (7)
(1) Lin Chien: ((+2 to hit from behind))
(2) Dragonpearl: he lands on her but is unable to damage her
(2) Dragonpearl: (nm, can you please add that in next time?)
(2) Dragonpearl: Selini
(1) Selini: [13-1d20] -> [13,-3] = (10)
(2) Dragonpearl: She gets the torch lit
(2) Dragonpearl: Gwal
** (1) Selini sighs in relief as she gets the torch going, and runs up, flailing it **
** (3) Gwalchmai runs around behind the wife and wacks her with his staff [15-1d20] -> [15,-6] = (9) for [1d8+2] -> [8,2] = (10) **
(2) Dragonpearl: He swings alot of air. Uester
(4) Uester: Attacks: Battle Axe: Hit: [16-1d20] -> [16,-12] = (4) Damage: [1d8+4] -> [6,4] = (10)
whispering to 5 im still trying to refine the combat system
** (4) Uester lands a mighty blow on the wife. **
(4) Uester: ((That's two in a row.))
(2) Dragonpearl: She is limping badly but is still ready to swing another punch at uester.
(2) Dragonpearl: Round 4
(1) Lin Chien: ((Er, and I didn't hit?))
(2) Dragonpearl: ((you did))
(4) Uester: ((you did))
(4) Uester: Initiative: [1d10+7] -> [5,7] = (12)
(1) Lin Chien: [1d10+3-2] -> [1,3,-2] = (2)
(3) Gwalchmai: ( did i hit ?)
(2) Dragonpearl: (no)
(1) Selini: [1d10+4] -> [8,4] = (12)
(3) Gwalchmai: ( i missbut uester hits ?)
(4) Uester: ((I know, it's a crazy world))
(2) Dragonpearl: (your modified thaco only hit an ac of 7. uster hit an ac of 4 from in front)
(5) Silious (whispering): lol I need to get this whispering thing down...but your system works wounders for a chat based program
(3) Gwalchmai: (what modifier ?)
(2) Dragonpearl: (+2 from behind)
(3) Gwalchmai: ( i put that in, rolled 1 16)
(2) Dragonpearl: (it knows you all are there so the +4 backstab doesnt work)
(4) Uester: ((You can't get a backstab with a staff. How do you tstab someone with a staff?))
(2) Dragonpearl: (hang on)
(1) Lin Chien: ((You can in 3e... :) ))
(1) Lin Chien: ((They call it Sneak Attack now))
(4) Uester: ((In 2e, Skip Williams said it couldn't be done.))
(1) Lin Chien: ((And it works as long as you're behind... but in 2e, it's much more limited))
(1) Lin Chien: ((Then again, in 3e, undead can;t be backstabbed))
(3) Gwalchmai: ( i wasn't bacstabbing, if a roll a 16,and my thac0 is 17, and i get a +2, i hit ac -1 )
(4) Uester: ((Yes, but you rolled a 6, not a 16))
(2) Dragonpearl: (thank you)
(3) Gwalchmai: ( no 16, not 6)
(1) Lin Chien: ((I saw a 6 too))
(2) Dragonpearl: (scrol up and look at it again, your thaco is the first number the roll is the second, the ac is the last)
(4) Uester: ((It was a 6, I saw it. You hit an AC of 9 with no adjustments))
(3) Gwalchmai: [ 15-1d20] -> [15,-19] = (-4)
(1) Lin Chien: ((That's very strange))
(2) Dragonpearl: ((okay, hurry up and kill this thing. I am getting really frustrated right now, and not at you guys. We can continue the combat next session Im am too frustrated to effectively dm atm)
(3) Gwalchmai: ( there are two rolls, a 16 and a 6)
(3) Gwalchmai: ( carry on, np)
** (1) Lin Chien crouches and the blade of his scimitar arcs out in a low sweep, towards the back of the mummy's knees **
(2) Dragonpearl: (I need your init gwal)
(2) Wife 2: Init [1d10+3] -> [10,3] = (13)
(2) Wife 2: Left Fist Attack [17-1d20] -> [17,-9] = (8) Dam [1d4] -> [2] = (2)
(2) Wife 2: Right Fist Attack [17-1d20] -> [17,-10] = (7) Dam [1d4] -> [4] = (4)
(3) Gwalchmai: init [1d10+2] -> [3,2] = (5)
(2) Dragonpearl: (go lin)
(1) Lin Chien: Scimitar +2 at foe #
(1) Lin Chien: Att:[15-1d20] -> [15,-11] = (4) Dam:[1d8+3] -> [4,3] = (7)
(2) Dragonpearl: He sweeps her knees out from under her and that is all that is needed to dispatch her.
(2) Dragonpearl: (okay, i need five minutes to calm down)
** (1) Selini runs up and jabs the flaming torch at the mummy. "Take that!" **
(3) Gwalchmai: (Just take some deep breaths )
** (1) Selini burns the mummy to cinders **
(2) Dragonpearl: You do notice that these things do not look like the other mummy you fought
** (4) Uester looks calmly at Selini. "you really haven't got the first clue, have you?" **
(4) Uester: ((How so?))
(1) Selini: "I do, too! At least I don't go opening coffins before my companions are good and ready" She huffs
(1) Lin Chien: ((Er... nicer figure? :) ))
(4) Uester: "War doesn't wait for good and ready! If I was to wait until you were prepared for combat I might never pick up another weapon in my life!"
(2) Dragonpearl: (no they just look like normal dessicated corpses)
(4) Uester: ((We've found our way back to the boobs again))
** (1) Selini snaps "Oh If only we were so lucky" **
(4) Uester: "If it weren't for me you'd be food for scorpions, or hatori, or zombies or anything else that doesn't have any sense of tatse between here and myth drannor!"
** (1) Lin Chien clears his throat/ "We have... better things to do, yes?" **
(2) Dragonpearl: (okay, im ready)
** (1) Selini says nothing, but just gives Uester The Look **
** (4) Uester boots the top off a coffin in a rather angry and cavalier manner. **
** (1) Lin Chien silently groans, but steps back into the shadows **
(1) Lin Chien: ((Er... Uester can do a flying kick? :) ))
(2) Dragonpearl: Another corpse drops out, but at the same time, the last coffin's lid gets blown off. Now you have two dead wives to deal with
(4) Uester: ((I think these coffins turn people into undead, he says in his typical paranoid way))
(1) Lin Chien: ((Alimonies can be murder))
(2) Dragonpearl: Round 6 actions
(3) Gwalchmai: (Bigomy is worse)
(4) Uester: Initiative: [1d10+7] -> [9,7] = (16)
(1) Lin Chien: [1d10+3-2] -> [7,3,-2] = (8)
(3) Gwalchmai: init [1d20+2] -> [8,2] = (10)
(1) Selini: [1d10+4] -> [4,4] = (8)
(2) Wife 3: Init [1d10+3] -> [8,3] = (11)
(2) Wife 3: Left Fist Attack [17-1d20] -> [17,-10] = (7) Dam [1d4] -> [3] = (3)
(2) Wife 3: Right Fist Attack [17-1d20] -> [17,-3] = (14) Dam [1d4] -> [1] = (1)
(2) Wife 4: Init [1d10+3] -> [4,3] = (7)
(2) Wife 4: Left Fist Attack [17-1d20] -> [17,-2] = (15) Dam [1d4] -> [2] = (2)
(2) Wife 4: Right Fist Attack [17-1d20] -> [17,-2] = (15) Dam [1d4] -> [3] = (3)
(4) Uester: ((no pun intended, but these wives suck))
(2) Dragonpearl: Selini and Lin
** (1) Lin Chien charges towards the back of the nearest wife, the scimitar leading the way. As soon as he sweeps out his scimitar, he pauses and follows up with a vicious shield-punch **
(1) Lin Chien: Scimitar +2 and shield +1at foe #
(1) Lin Chien: Att:[15-1d20] -> [15,-3] = (12) Dam:[1d8+3] -> [1,3] = (4)
(1) Lin Chien: Att:[18-1d20] -> [18,-12] = (6) Dam:[1d3+2] -> [1,2] = (3)
** (1) Selini takes the torch and makes a bee-line for the nearest wife **
** (1) Selini [20-1d20] **
(2) Dragonpearl: (is the modifyer added in?)
(1) Selini: [1d6] -> [5] = (5)
(2) Dragonpearl: (do selinis thaco again)
(1) Lin Chien: (Yeah, for Lin))
** (1) Selini [20-1d20] **
(2) Dragonpearl: Lin misses his woman both times
(1) Lin Chien: ((Heeyyyyyy))
(2) Dragonpearl: [1d20] -> [6] = (6)
(2) Dragonpearl: Selini misses as well (you had a bad macro there))
(2) Dragonpearl: (oh and the one who came out of her coffin on her own attacked gwal but missed him forgot her init)
(2) Dragonpearl: Gwal
(1) Lin Chien: ((Maybe I should stop typing that from the alias box
(2) Dragonpearl: ((yeah)
(3) Gwalchmai: ((ones fighting me ?)
(2) Dragonpearl: (yup)
** (3) Gwalchmai swing at the wife in front of him **
(3) Gwalchmai: [17-1d20] -> [17,-2] = (15) for [1d8+2] -> [6,2] = (8)
(2) Dragonpearl: Seems gwal forgot ow to use his staff.
(2) Dragonpearl: The one in front of Uester swings but misses him. Go uester
** (4) Uester , now more than prepared for the wifely attack, swings as soon as the top is off the coffin. **
(4) Uester: Attacks: Battle Axe: Hit: [16-1d20] -> [16,-11] = (5) Damage: [1d8+4] -> [1,4] = (5)
(2) Dragonpearl: And he misses his woman as well
(2) Dragonpearl: Round 7
(1) Lin Chien: [1d10+3-2] -> [4,3,-2] = (5)
(4) Uester: ((phew, I thought I might have got 3 in a row there))
(4) Uester: Initiative: [1d10+7] -> [4,7] = (11)
(1) Lin Chien: Selini [1d10+1] -> [6,1] = (7)
(3) Gwalchmai: init [1d10+2] -> [8,2] = (10)
(2) Wife 3: Init [1d10+3] -> [8,3] = (11)
(2) Wife 3: Left Fist Attack [17-1d20] -> [17,-12] = (5) Dam [1d4] -> [2] = (2)
(2) Wife 3: Right Fist Attack [17-1d20] -> [17,-20] = (-3) Dam [1d4] -> [3] = (3)
(2) Wife 4: Init [1d10+3] -> [9,3] = (12)
(2) Wife 4: Left Fist Attack [17-1d20] -> [17,-1] = (16) Dam [1d4] -> [4] = (4)
(2) Wife 4: Right Fist Attack [17-1d20] -> [17,-11] = (6) Dam [1d4] -> [2] = (2)
(2) Dragonpearl: go lin
(1) Lin Chien: ((Is the wife's back still to me?))
(2) Dragonpearl: ((yes)
** (1) Lin Chien takes another swing with the scrimitar, alternating blade and shield as he pummels the corpse relentlessly **
(1) Lin Chien: Scimitar +2 and shield +1at foe #
(1) Lin Chien: Att:[15-1d20] -> [15,-16] = (-1) Dam:[1d8+3] -> [6,3] = (9)
(1) Lin Chien: Att:[18-1d20] -> [18,-5] = (13) Dam:[1d3+2] -> [1,2] = (3)
(2) Dragonpearl: She falls forward a bit on the first hit but regains her footing.
(2) Dragonpearl: Selini
** (1) Selini pouts, and drops the torch. She raises her fingers, joining her thumbs and little fingers, then blows through the hol created, intoning a single mystical syllable **
(1) Lin Chien: Three sizzling white bolts of mgical energy spin through the air in a colourful fashion before slamming into Uester's woman
(4) Uester: ((the mystical sylable "na-na-na-na-na"?))
(1) Lin Chien: Selini:[3d4+3] -> [1,1,2,3] = (7)
(2) Dragonpearl: The bals hit her it in succession but she is still standing. Gwal
** (3) Gwalchmai swings his staff at the annoying wife **
(3) Gwalchmai: [17-1d20] -> [17,-9] = (8) for [1d8+2] -> [3,2] = (5)
(3) Gwalchmai: (another miss)
(4) Uester: ((Staff of thunder and lightning has + to hit, have you factored that in?))
(2) Dragonpearl: He is still unable to hit her
(2) Dragonpearl: Uester
(4) Uester: Attacks: Battle Axe: Hit: [16-1d20] -> [16,-5] = (11) Damage: [1d8+4] -> [8,4] = (12)
(4) Uester: misses
(2) Dragonpearl: (yes he has)
(3) Gwalchmai: (yes i factored it :( )
(4) Uester: ((he's back on form))
(2) Dragonpearl: ((lol))
(2) Dragonpearl: Usters wifey clocks him a good one for three
(2) Dragonpearl: Gwals wifey gets so excited that she trips and falls.
(2) Dragonpearl: Inititiative
(4) Uester: ((lol))
(4) Uester: Initiative: [1d10+7] -> [2,7] = (9)
(1) Lin Chien: [1d10+3-2] -> [4,3,-2] = (5)
(1) Lin Chien: Selini [1d10+1] -> [3,1] = (4)
(3) Gwalchmai: init [1d10+2] -> [10,2] = (12)
(2) Wife 3: Init [1d10+3] -> [2,3] = (5)
(2) Wife 3: Left Fist Attack [17-1d20] -> [17,-9] = (8) Dam [1d4] -> [2] = (2)
(2) Wife 3: Right Fist Attack [17-1d20] -> [17,-13] = (4) Dam [1d4] -> [4] = (4)
(2) Wife 4: Init [1d10+3] -> [1,3] = (4)
(2) Wife 4: Left Fist Attack [17-1d20] -> [17,-2] = (15) Dam [1d4] -> [1] = (1)
(2) Wife 4: Right Fist Attack [17-1d20] -> [17,-7] = (10) Dam [1d4] -> [2] = (2)
(2) Dragonpearl: (ignore wife 4 she is recovering)
(2) Dragonpearl: Selini
** (1) Selini raises her hands again and narrows her eyes in the direction of Uester's woman, uttering the same spell as she directs another volley at the creature. "Magico, ballistato, na-na-na-na-na!" **
(1) Lin Chien: [3d4+3] -> [2,1,1,3] = (7)
(2) Dragonpearl: The volleys smack into the corpse and blows its chest out.
(2) Dragonpearl: (oone left)
(2) Dragonpearl: Go lin
** (1) Selini smiles smugly and turns up her nose at Uester **
** (1) Lin Chien grits his teeth, focusing his direction as he slams in the edge of the scimitar from the side, his shield following up with a healthy punch **
(1) Lin Chien: Scimitar +2 and shield +1at foe #
(1) Lin Chien: Att:[15-1d20] -> [15,-15] = (0) Dam:[1d8+3] -> [6,3] = (9)
(1) Lin Chien: Att:[18-1d20] -> [18,-17] = (1) Dam:[1d3+2] -> [1,2] = (3)
** (1) Lin Chien cuts into the corpse deeply, and with the last ounce of his flagging patience, he breaks the neck of the wife using sheer brute strength **
(2) Dragonpearl: Lin knocks her back on her butt as she was tring to stand but does nto kill her.
(2) Dragonpearl: Uester
(1) Lin Chien: ((Noooooooo))
** (4) Uester salutes Selini's performance using only one finger, then attacks the rprone wife with his axe. **
(4) Uester: Attacks: Battle Axe: Hit: [16-1d20] -> [16,-6] = (10) Damage: [1d8+4] -> [6,4] = (10)
(4) Uester: ((Go uester, it's your birthday -- and your old and senile!))
(2) Dragonpearl: He misses her and Gwal steps up to bat
** (3) Gwalchmai wracks crap out of wife 4 , while shes on the floor [17-1d20] -> [17,-17] = (0) **
(1) Lin Chien: ((Whooo!))
(2) Dragonpearl: Damage
(3) Gwalchmai: (( its done it agian, two dice rolls , 19 and a 17))
(2) Dragonpearl: ((i only see one. ac 0))
(3) Gwalchmai: [1d8+2] -> [1,2] = (3)
(4) Uester: ((I'm only getting the 17 =/))
(3) Gwalchmai: ((i see two one for -2 and one for o))
(2) Dragonpearl: She recieves a mighy blow but still tries to get up
(2) Dragonpearl: Inittiave
(1) Lin Chien: ((Nothing more scary than a persistent woman))
(4) Uester: Initiative: [1d10+7] -> [10,7] = (17)
(1) Lin Chien: [1d10+3-2] -> [3,3,-2] = (4)
(1) Lin Chien: Selini [1d10+1] -> [5,1] = (6)
(2) Dragonpearl: ((or a pissed off one. LOL))
(3) Gwalchmai: [1d10+2] -> [10,2] = (12)
(2) Wife 4: Init [1d10+3] -> [4,3] = (7)
(2) Wife 4: Left Fist Attack [17-1d20] -> [17,-6] = (11) Dam [1d4] -> [3] = (3)
(2) Wife 4: Right Fist Attack [17-1d20] -> [17,-12] = (5) Dam [1d4] -> [2] = (2)
(2) Dragonpearl: Lin
** (1) Lin Chien shakes his head and leaps onto the corpse, angling the tip of his scimitar dowards with his dive. As he lands on top, he straddles the corpse and beats it over the head repeatedly with his shield **
(4) Uester: ((You see this everlasting life thing we're after -- does it have something to do with a pyramid being like life after death, do you think?))
(1) Lin Chien: ((Still factoring in a +2, since she's prone. Or is it +4?))
(1) Lin Chien: Scimitar +2 and shield +1at foe #
(1) Lin Chien: Att:[15-1d20] -> [15,-2] = (13) Dam:[1d8+3] -> [6,3] = (9)
(1) Lin Chien: Att:[18-1d20] -> [18,-4] = (14) Dam:[1d3+2] -> [1,2] = (3)
(2) Dragonpearl: (2)
(2) Dragonpearl: (you suck anyway. LOL)
(2) Dragonpearl: She is able to roll away before Lin lands on her
(2) Dragonpearl: Selini
** (1) Selini clucks and shakes her head. "Men..." as she begins her last chant, her fingers glowing with a white light, and she directs her outstretched hands at the last corpse. "Go away, and leave the poor men alone!" **
(1) Lin Chien: [3d4+3] -> [1,4,4,3] = (12)
(2) Dragonpearl: and she blows that last one apart
(2) Dragonpearl: end combat
** (1) Selini lifts her steaming palms to her lips and blows Uester a smoky kiss **
(4) Uester: "Frankly, I've never seen such a reckless and pointless use of magic in all my life," Uester says, and goes to pack away his holy water and weaponblack.
** (1) Selini smirks in an annoying manner. "Selini got twwwoooo" She begins in a singsong voice **
(4) Uester: "I should have killed her in the inn while she slept," he mutters.
(2) Dragonpearl: When you search the rom you find scrolls gems, art objects, coins, a sword and a suit of plate mail
(1) Lin Chien: "Very... nice." The Shou rolls away from where he almost impaled himself on his own scimitar, and stands. "Lin Chien is rather tired. Perhaps some rest? Magic woman need to get magic back, no?"
(2) Dragonpearl: details will be on the board
** (3) Gwalchmai goes and reads the scrolls **
(1) Lin Chien: "And Uster needs to recover from dead women, true?"
** (4) Uester strokes the plate mail loving. **
(2) Dragonpearl: Some he cant read, others are wizard spells and a few are protetction scrolls
(2) Dragonpearl: Rigth now the plate is in the shape of a woman
(1) Lin Chien: ((Hahhahaha, Uester strokes it lovingly all right))
(2) Dragonpearl: okay, LOL there is nothing else to kill you in this section fo the dungeon. I will post the descripts of the other rooms real quick and their maps.
(4) Uester: "Armour in the shape of a woman and no magic axes anywhere. And Selini. In my past life I must have been a child killer or something."
(1) Lin Chien: ((Hey, that's another quote to post on the boards!"
(2) Dragonpearl: Junk Room: This room is filled with junk, rotten wooden chairs, tables, broken pottery, statues and rubble. There is an archway on the western wall.
(2) Dragonpearl: Empty Room: This room is empty and the western wall looks rough and uncut, as if they never finished this part of the pyramid. There are no murals on the walls.
(1) Lin Chien: ((But that would only work if Uester were Shou and believed in re-incarantion, not an eternal battlefield where heroes spend their afterlives))
(2) Dragonpearl: ((heh, anywho there is the rest of the pyramid. No main burial chamber))
(4) Uester: I thought that big mummy was the main dude.
(2) Dragonpearl: (alright, im killing the server, so you can take the rest of this up on the boards.
(4) Uester: bye bye everybody
(2) Dragonpearl: well does a normal pyramid have the main dude in a bare room?
(3) Gwalchmai: cya
(2) Dragonpearl: the guy with the amulet was probably the head priest
(1) Lin Chien: Er, can someone else do Selini next week?
(4) Uester: I've never been to pyramid before have I?
(2) Dragonpearl: hopefull she will. LOL
(4) Uester: ME!
(1) Lin Chien: Unless you guys aren't ready to kill her
(2) Dragonpearl: Ganite
(4) Uester: Disconnecting from server...
(4) Uester (exit)
(3) Gwalchmai: but lin, you play her so well